Computers are for Losing Data

That's the only thing they're good for. They're trash cans for data. If you store data using a computer, then it will be lost. Computers are the worst and most useless invention of the past two thousand years. If you're working on a project on a computer, you might as well be trying to write an essay onto toilet paper. Trying to play a game on a computer is basically no different from trying to play a sport in a rainforest with a bunch of monkeys that keep stealing your ball and carrying it off to some unknowable place, so you spend more time having to replace the ball over and over again than you do playing the sport. Better yet, why not just play bash-your-own-head-in-with-a-big-rock. It will be more fun and you won't have to play it as long.