Religious Satire
I don't really believe any of these things, but it's fun to make up stories.
God the Time-Traveler
In the beginning, there was light.
This is because in many billions of years, the last creature to ever live will be born. Into the vortex of oblivion that swallows space and time, it will call out in desperation, "Let there be light." And so, in response, there will have been, ever since the beginning.
God the Insignificant Insect
The universe was born because an ant willed it.
Later, the ant was crushed underfoot by a triceratops.
It did not rise from the grave. It was not miraculously resurrected. It did not still exist somewhere out in the aether, in a greater, more profound form. It was dead and gone. There was nothing left of it, and there would never be anything left of it again.
Nothing catastrophic happened. No one noticed nor gave a shit. Life went on, just as the ant had designed.